last call

I called in sick for the last time (at this current job at any rate). I felt poopie because my womyn parts are staging some sort of coup, I think my uterus has some grandiose plans to become dictator of my torso region...but my digestive tract doesn't seem to be taking this threat to its usual dominance lightly. Thank god for the massive cocktail of motrin, aleve, and Tylenol PM.