seriously meriously

Look, I don't know how many times I have to say this:THERE ARE NO BALLS ON THIS SITE! (okay maybe one picture, but it was in a specific context and you'll never find it. It's buried deep in the archives, and it's hidden...so fuck off with your testicular searches)THERE ARE ALSO NO PICTURES OF NAKED GIRLS, NO NAKED DARK MAGICIAN GIRLS, NO NAKED GIRLS FROM THE DERBY, NO GIRLS!So for the love of <-insert divine creator of choice here->, stop coming here. Sure for a while I found it amusing and honestly I liked the fact that my page visits were way up. BUT NOW, I'm starting to feel a little dirty, like I'm pimping my baby out for some lousy three second hits. Seriously, listen to me here, you're in the wrong place...no balls, no girls.