no soup for you

So my tummy hurts again. I ate Quizno's last night (because I lack any domestic skills whatsoever, so my food groups only include what is premade and microwavable or what can be bought made to order). The thing is, I went there because I remember it being so good. I used to go there all the time in Colorado, and in Hawaii me and Cindy used to walk there during lunch. And it was at least a three-four mile walk during the hottest part of the day, so it must have been worth it. But that was not my experience last night. The turkey meat (and let's just say that I'm not really one hundred percent about the validity of calling it turkey or meat) was SLIMY like somebody dipped it in jello made with swamp water or something. And the guacamole tasted like ass...well I haven't ever actually tasted ass, but sometimes the smell of ass leaves a bad taste in your mouth so I'm guessing that's what it tastes like. Now, I have never really eaten guacamole, because any food that resembles baby diarrhea is just plain wrong, but I have totally been loving those Guacamole Doritos...so I thought what the hell, I would try something new. So, now I think I will have to try some "good" guacamole because I can't live the rest of my life thinking that Quizno's guacamole is what ALL guacamole tastes like (I really like the word guacamole...I'm going to try and insert it into every conversation I have today). And I noticed that everybody that worked there had TERRIBLE acne, huge red full pustules of hell. They were definitely the poster-children for people in dire need of Proactiv. It turned me off to any of the cream based soups, that's for sure.