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Body: Type your FIRST REACTION when you hear these 35 words:

1. I need: sleep
2. Sex: from what I remember, is pretty fun
3. Relationships: make my brain hurt
4. Your Last Ex: just bought a house
5. Power: corrupts
6. Marijuana: is a sign that god is a woman
7. Crack: should be kept in your pants and not your pipe
8. Food: should be cooked
9. This President: should have OD'ed in the 80s
10. War: for oil and corporate cronyism is FUCKED!
11. Cars: shouldn't be bigger than a boat
12. Gas Prices: are much cheaper outside of the city
13. Halloween: is the best holiday EVER!
14. Politics: is where evil congregates
15. Religion: is used to justify intolerance
16. MySpace: got me in trouble at work
17. Worst Fear: rejection
18. Marriage: only comes as a pass/fail option
19. Fashion: makes me happy, except for some 80s revival shit.
20. Brunettes: are better
21. Redheads: get freckly
22: Work: is giving me an ulcer
23: Pass the time: pass the dutchie
24: Football: is boring
25:One night Stands: should be reserved for being out of town
26: Pet Peeve: speling erorrs
27: Pixie Stix: are a gateway drug
28: Vanilla Ice: don't hate. You know you liked him.
29: Porta Potties: stink like poo.
30: High school: is a distant, suppressed memory
31: Pajamas: are super comfy
32. Wood: better with Viagra
33. Surfers: have nice tans
34. Pictures: better in black and white
35. First Love: is a lot like hindsight.