my body is staging a coup

And it is against me. I don't know when my minor organs decided to get together and use their powers for evil rather than good, but it was sometime Christmas day, I guess they wanted to give the gift that keeps on giving. Something is happening to my nose, I'm not sure what but it is painful. I'm thinking maybe it's a sinus infection but if that's the case, then my nose is playing it really subtely...not trying to give away too much too soon I suppose. That and my face has broken out, I haven't had acne like this since junior high. Plus add on the "women's" pains (which might have something to do with the acne, but I doubt it) and not only am I a physical mess but I'm even bitchier than usual. And to top it all off I have to go to the dentist today. The crack-head dentist that did my crown and root canal totally fucked it up and now I think I have an abscess. So that'll be good news if that's the case, "Well your tooth is bad, we'll have to remove it and then bend over cause the cost of the bridge/dental implant will only be affordable if you decide to sell your eggs on the internet." YAY!