Well, I had planned on curing cancer, rescuing shivering little puppies from wells, and creating a soy & seaweed based malt-o-meal that would feed all the starving people in the world. But since God is busy laughing at me and crushing my self-esteem, I'm too self-conscious to do it now. So I guess I'll go smoke some crack and have sex with random homeless men instead.
Sunday, August 14, 2005
scheduling conflicts
Well, I had planned on curing cancer, rescuing shivering little puppies from wells, and creating a soy & seaweed based malt-o-meal that would feed all the starving people in the world. But since God is busy laughing at me and crushing my self-esteem, I'm too self-conscious to do it now. So I guess I'll go smoke some crack and have sex with random homeless men instead.
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