I am such a social reject. I have absolutely zero skills in interpreting the actions of others. According to Cosmo and Glamour and even Star magazine, you are supposed to tell what people are telling you through their physical actions. But I can't, I am a socially inept disaster.
Scenario: a person or persons who you are briefly introduced to, who you find particularly attractive, finds you staring at them and raises their glass at you. Does this mean:
A. They noticed you are staring and by raising their glass, they are positively acknowledging the attention?
OR
B. They see you staring at them and the raised glass is a secret signal to the bouncers and bartenders that some psychotic loser girl with no chance in the fieriest of the fiery pits of hell is obsessively staring at you and to kick her out if she gets within ten feet of you?
OR
C. I am thinking way too hard about an innocent, friendly little gesture because I am a hard-up L-O-S-E-R who has hormones raging harder than a thirteen year old boy with a National Geographic magazine.
And just to reiterate the loser point, the title for this post...the Beck song? When it first came out I thought he was saying, "Sore from head to toe...I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?"
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