I think I have mentioned my obsession with porn before. Its true, I watch porn the way that some people watch the news, I find it informative (how to give the best blowjob ever and the importance of shaving the hairs around your brown-eye) and entertaining (double penetration is just too hilarious and the sounds they make...worthy of an Oscar for best musical score) and frankly I marvel at the make-up skills of porn-stars...having even gotten make-up lessons from Asia Carrera. I love all porn: classic 70s porno with the bum-bum-de-dar-nar music, before they learned the how aesthetically pleasing a trimmed bush is, gross out porn with midgets and old ladies and self-fellatio, fetishist S&M porn with candles, latex, and harnesses...I even love gay porno, especially leather-boy porno. BUT THIS...it may very well be the epitome of fan-fiction porno in the written form. There are some twisted people out there.....ahhhhhhhhh my peeps.
PS-got this link from sneeze.com. If you haven't checked it out yet, you should, its really funny.
PPS-as a feminist I know I should ABHOR porno...its my dirty little secret, like an aerobics instructor who secretly eat at Arby's.
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