hard headed

Crap, I have a HUGE headache. Yesterday I helped Bobby move. As we were putting stuff into the trunk of my car, SOMEHOW the trunk managed to slam down on my poor unsuspecting head. And the best part, the latch almost created some kind of brain shish-kebab since it practically impaled my cranium. I don't know what it is about my head but shit like this happens all the time and always when somebody else is around to witness my klutzy humiliation. I am convinced that it isn't the brain-cell mass murder I commit with the drinking et. al. that has left me with no memory and poor motor skills...no it is constant shaken-brain syndrome. I am two headbutts away from needing a bib to catch my drool.