mousecapades

I got this in the mail yesterday. It's a card from B., just his way of making sure I don't forget about my fine rodent roommates and neighbors. Too funny. But this card made me have the WEIRDEST dreams last night. I dreamt that my kitchen was again riddled with mice, except this time they weren't sneaky, fit-in-the-palm-of-your-hand rodents. NOOOO, they were the size of chihuahuas. And apparently the girl mice wore red aprons, too much Leave It to Beaver I guess. So I tried to knock them unconscious by hitting them with a box of Corn Pops, but they weren't ordinary mice, not only did they wear clothes and were obviously the result of nuclear testing, but they were like Mighty Mouse and would fly on top of the refrigerator and elude me. Finally, I just opened the front door and they walked out and ran into the Gollum neighbor's yard. They'd like it better there anyway, in real life she tries to create a kind of Vermin Wild Kingdom in her house. She's even let possums come in out of the cold, ewwwwwwwwwww.