o The dreaded poli-sci class...the Professor does know who I am. He called me by name yesterday evening. I was dumbfounded and lost my train of thought and then ended up looking really stupid (not a terribly difficult task I realize, but it happened nonetheless).
o The idea that when you pass gas around somebody, they will consider it a sign that you are comfortable around them and appreciate the gesture.
o The notion that things will improve when I move to a new place and "start fresh" somewhere.
o That if I really put my mind to it, I can accomplish just about anything.
o If I wear enough glittery make-up, people will think I'm younger than I actually am.
o Honestly really is the best policy.
o I'm not domineering, controlling, and anal-retentive with indications of a mild obsessive-compulsive disorder, it REALLY is just natural leadership skills.
o The order of "old sayings"...apparently you're not ever supposed to be a dollar short and a day late. I blame my mother for this because she says them wrong and that's how I learned them. Her favorite expression..."Hold your horse puckey."
o If you blow into your cupped hand and then move your hand quickly to your nose, you can smell your own breath.
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