mystery machine

Hey, did I tell you that I figured out which neighbor has the CB? I figured it out because I am a GENIUS. I mean it would take an astounding level of geniosity to realize that the house with the fifty foot high antenna is probably the house with the CB radio. You probably think I'm exagerrating about the fifty feet, but alas I'm not...in fact it very well could be like 75 feet, I don't have a very good perception for lengths/distances. So let's see...hmmmmmm...big long antenna attached to the side of your house = radio antenna = CB radio antenna...gawd I'm smarter than Velma from Scooby Doo. Of course, it should have been a dead giveaway from the start...what with the fact that they have no living grass on their lawn because they usually have five cars parked out front, only two of which run at any given point in time. That and they have this wood paneling on the outside of their house...in my Sims game they refer to it as ramshackle clapboard or something of that ilk. Plus, considering the one-sided conversations I've picked up through my speakers...I really should have known it would be THAT house. I guess that actually makes me pretty fucking dumb for taking this long to figure it out.