pack mule

Another reason I haven't been writing. I've been working, A LOT! I've actually been doing the normal forty hour work week that most people suffer through. And I've already worked one 11-hour shift with a 12-hour shift on the horizon. But it's all worth it, especially when you go to work and break the machine with your heavy-handed gerry-rigging. Then call customer service and as soon as you say your name, he says "Oh, Lisa insert-last-name. How ya doin?" I am OFFICIALLY the person who breaks the machine more than anybody else. BOOYAH! AND I have taken over the record, that's right the RECORD, for most urines done in one shift. I am the PEE QUEEN!!! Mmmmmhmmmmm, job satisfaction, it's better than sex.